oopsie.

hey it's not my fault

blame tumblr for making me not blogging here recently

=D

haha

anyways.

enjoy my other blog

full of pictures.

not mine anyways.

smile!

http://harties.tumblr.com/

=)

loving life.loving me.loving you.

  

 

random pixies.

=)

formspring.me

sumpah aku xde keje.so aku nk mjawab je.haha. http://formspring.me/hart89

wedding curiosity.wedding plans.

okay

every other boring day begins like today

woke up

bathe

ate

well..i ate kinda late

and as usual

i'll go online

facebooking

formspring

and whatever sites that's interesting

so a friend of mine got married last saturday

she's basically my senior

and her pictures were uploaded

and she was so beautiful

then i wondered

how is my wedding going to be?

with who is not the problem

well duh

of course i'm gonna marry the one i love

but

how will it feel?

you know.

the rush of getting married?

having the idea that you are going to share this life with him

for the rest of your life?

does it make any difference?

i guess

maybe

haha

i dunno

it's just questions.

hey, i'm a curious human being

there's no wrong of asking how's it gonna be after you are married

=)

but my reception

my wedding

i want to be themed white and light pink,maybe blue

it must be in a hall

the catering must be awesome

i want red roses

but i pretty much prefer lilies

XD

white lilies to be exact

yes it's very cliche that my favourite flower would be the flower that has my name

XD

but i'm not much of a flower person

but if someone gave it to me it will be so sweeeet~

so

back to my wedding

i dunno how will my wedding dress is going to be

maybe white,a little pinkish

or white with a little bluish with it

but depends

on my husband to be.

it can't be all about me.

it's about us.

=D

haha.

wedding rushes.

every girl has their own dream wedding.

even me~!

it is among of their dreams.

it is something that matter's the most in one person's life

so

i want to make it a memorable one.

=)

happy wedding, kak nad. 

semoga bahagia ke anak cucu.

formspring.me

Bosan?Tanyalah saya soalan! http://formspring.me/hart89

formspring.me

tanye lagi.dan lagi. =) http://formspring.me/hart89

geli-geli perut part 2.

sadis plus berbaur lucah sedikit.

hahahaha

****

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science?

This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa , especially in school. See example below:-

Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut... 

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:

Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

****

ha.ni lagi.

****

Teruna: Akhirnya inilah saat yang aku tunggu sekian lama
Dara: Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi?

Teruna: Tentu tidak! Jangan sesekali kau berfikiran begitu!
Dara: Apakah kau mencintaiku?

Teruna : Tentu! Selamanya akan tetap begitu!
Dara: Apakah kau pernah berlaku curang?

Teruna: Tidak ! Aku tak akan melakukan hal seburuk itu!
Dara: MAhukah kau menciumku?
Teruna: Ya! 
Dara: Sayangku....!

....Sesudah 5 tahun perkahwinan....

Sila baca dari bawah keatas.

****

somewhat true.

****

Tiga orang Jeneral dunia sedang bertanding keberanian tentaranya dan untuk membuktikannya masing masing jeneral memerintahkan salah satu Askarnya untuk mengikuti arahannya :

1. Jepun

Jeneral : Askar maju sini

Askar : Siap Jeneral

Jeneral : Tangkap peluru yang saya tembakan ke tubuh kamu

Askar : Siap Jeneral

Peluru langsung ditembakan dan kerana jaraknya terlalu dekat maka si Askar tidak dapat menangkapnya dan langsung mati.

Si jeneral dengan bangga mengatakan .lihat Askar saya sangat berani dan siap mati.

2. Jerman

Jendral : Askar maju sini

Askar : Siap jeneral

Jeneral : Tangkap peluru dari rpg yang saya tembak

Askar : Siap Jeneral

Peluru meluncur cepat dan Askar yang menangkap hancur berantakan

Si Jeneral sangat bangga dan bilang. Askar saya lebih berani bahkan untuk menangkap bom rpg.

3. Indonesia

Jeneral : Askar maju sini

Askar : Siap Jeneral

Jeneral : Sebrangi ladang periuk api dengan berlari cepat

Askar : Tidak mau jeneral !

Jendral : Sebrangi cepat !!

Askar : Tidak mau jeneral !

sampai tiga kali sang jeneral memerintahkan Askarnya, namun tetap di tolak.

Si Jeneral berkata...Lihat Askar saya yang paling berani. perintah jendral langsung bisa dia tolak.

check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7eEfX1Nd9k&feature=player_embedded

yes.i never get tired of this.

Kajian Mengenai Bulan dan sikap anda, yang telah dijalankan oleh Yang Berbahagia Dato' Dr. Fadzilah Kamsah.

Lily lahir pada bulan Januari.
Sifat orang yang lahir pada bulan Januari biasanya:

1: Bercita-cita tinggi dan orangnya serius, suka mendidik dan dididik.

2: Sangat mudah melihat kelemahan orang dan suka mengkritik.

3: Rajin dan setiap yang dibuat nampak keuntungan.

4: Suka pada kecantikan, kekemasan dan teratur.

5: Bersifat sensitif dan berfikiran mendalam.

6: Pandai mengambil hati orang lain.

7: Pendiam kecuali telah dirangsang.

8: Agak pemalu dan mempunyai daya tumpuan yang sangat tinggi.

9: Mudah mendisiplinkan diri sendiri.

10: Badannya sihat tetapi mudah diserang selsema.

11: Bersikap romantik tetapi tidak pandai memperlihatkannya.

12: Cukup sayang pada kanak-kanak.

13: Suka duduk di rumah.

14: Setia pada segala-galanya.

15: Perlu belajar kemahiran bersosial.

16: Sifat cemburu yang sangat tinggi.

Kajian Oleh: Dato Dr Haji Fadzilah Kamsah

formspring.me

Shoot. =) http://formspring.me/hart89

hmpghkt.

 

pretty much.

in and out.up and down.

mmhm.

interpret those words.

yeah i got a problem

i'm always caught in situations

with the wrong timing

wrong places

wrong persons

wrong decisions

it all just came to me just now

yeah

thank you scrubs for teaching me this

-i was watching scrubs ok?-

and sometimes i want things to be right

they go all wrong

and i ended up frustrated

then i taught myself how to cope with that frustration

i keep away from people

and put on a shield

which thankfully my face is a gift

my face is a natural sour-face

most people said i'm sombong

thank you

i'm not sombong

i just don't want to get stuck in stupid situations

and be frustrated in the end

and i have to do the cycle all over again

got stuck in a certain situation

put on high hopes

high hopes crumbles

frustration

shield-on:sour face.

and then labelled 'sombong'

whatever you call it.

hey

i'm trying to live here

don't make my life more miserable than it is

cause i'm pathetic

cause i make mistakes a lot

it's not really my fault that i was stuck in this stupid god-forsaken situations

i don't want to blame anyone on this

because i can't

i won't

i'm just miserable.

what is wrong with it?

everyone is.

formspring.me

Shoot. =) http://formspring.me/hart89

movie frenzy

shrek forever after

prince of persia

robin hood

i want to do that in one day.

anyone wanna join me for the marathon?

=)

some facts!!!

haha!so i can crack any of my joints now!hahahaha XD

**

Cracking your knuckles does not actually hurt your bones or cause arthritis. The sound you hear is just gas bubbles bursting. 

Cracking your knuckles (or any of your joints) can have therapeutic benefits. When you crack one of your joints you are pulling the bones that are connected at the joint apart from each other. This process stimulates your tendons, relaxes your muscles, and loosens your joints. Chiropractors do this for spinal joints when your back is sore and stiff, but you can do this on your own for your knuckles, toes, knees, neck, etc. 

Unfortunately, there can be too much of a good thing. Cracking your knuckles will never lead to arthritis (despite what your mom keeps telling you), but scientists have discovered that it can cause tissue damage in the affected joints. Knuckle-cracking pulls your finger bones apart which stretches your ligaments. Too much stretching of your ligaments will cause damage to your fingers akin to the arm injuries sustained by a baseball pitcher who throws too many pitches. In addition to making your hand really sore, this ligament damage can also result in reduced grip strength. 

How does this work? Your joints, the places in your body where you can bend, are where your bones intersect and are held together by ligaments. These joints are surrounded by a liquid called synovial fluid. When you stretch your ligaments by pulling the bones apart to crack your knuckles a gas in the synovial fluid escapes and turns into a bubble. This process is called cavitation. Cavitation ends when the bubble eventually bursts, producing that popping sound we know and love. After that, your joints won't be able to crack for another 25-30 minutes while the gas gets reabsorbed into the synovial fluid.

recipies.

my sis just opened up a website

it's still new

but check it out

 http://resipi.my/

one night of nonsense

something is definately wrong with me today

haha

no idea why

but i kept on thinking of stupid things.

really stupid things

like today

when i was cleaning up the kitchen

doing the dishes and stuff

i held a knife

and wondered how painful is it if i stuck it through my chest

am i gonna die?

or survive it?

and what if

i swallowed a dozen of panadols

and drank coke with it

how does that feels?

because i know people who do these stupid stuff

i just don't know why they do it

since i don't

i came up with my own conclusions

based on what i feel 

these people

they can't handle the pressure

it hurts them so badly

so bad that only death can erase the pain away

instead of moving on

they found a fast solution

which i think is death

oh i thought of it too

'i wish i could just slit my left hand and let the blood drain out of me'

but i didn't have the guts

what would my family do

if i committed suicide

i don't want to be stupid 

so i gathered up my strength

and trying to be strong enough not to do stupid things

eventually i do

but

nothing life-wrecking =)

but that's the beauty of life

'sometimes in agony,sometimes in pain'

and some other times

try to be happy

in any possible ways.

it's just a reminder that i might do stupid things.

i almost did.and held myself against it.

help me be strong to live.

=)

di rumah.bahagian 1

aku baru je meneleng2 kepala

membunyikan tengkok2 aku ni

*krak krak*

'adik.skali tkehel pale ko bru ko tau.'

haha

kadang2 kne tomahan dr mimi

salahkan akak la

sape suh aja aku teleng2 pale cmtu?

kan dah suke

mmg osteoporosis dtg awal la kt aku

btol ke aku eja kejadah tu?huhuhuk

pjg umo mimi

akhirnye turun dari mimpi

lalu tros bukak cte sex n the city

aku bukan lyn sgt pon

minah2 yg bekerjaya yg berumur hampir 40

yang sentiase sebok dgn 'affairs' dorg

what i can conclude from that show lah kan

and monologues.typical lah

mcm desperate housewives lah

tp cme the monologue was done by the dead person

ntah la

nape aku dok tenong cite sex and the city

yang tak pernah2 aku tgk

tibe2 mlayan smpi 2 episod

layan je lah xde cite len nk tgk kan

n tibe2 nk nom teh ais kan

wah

malasnye nk buat

huhuhuhuhu

nk wat ice blended coffee

tp coffee xde plak la kan

n skarang

jam di laptop menunjukkan sudah 1.54am

ku sudahi post ini dengan penuh bergaya.

tamat bahagian 1.

=D

personality test.

as usual.

i like to take these personality quizzes and test

it is what i like to do

haha

so.

i found out that i'm an introvert.

what is an introvert?

Introverts

They are generally quiet and reserved. They like to keep to themselves and are quite happy with their own thoughts and feelings. They do not actively need the company of others, will tend to feel uncomfortable in social situations and are unlikely to actively pursue social gatherings. They will not often feel driven to exchange views with others and often are happiest engaged in solitary activities that do not involve constantly having to interact with people.

In the workplace, introverts are often seen as shy, rather restrained and somewhat distant or aloof. Consequently, they are often overlooked. They are usually good at working on their own or in small groups without needing to rely on outside support and guidance. This is an important asset in many jobs. Where they have good knowledge and expertise, introverts can be just as assertive as extraverts.

This result is only a snapshot of your personality. It does not mean that you necessarily behave in the way described above, or more importantly that you only behave in one way. If, like most people, you occupy the middle ground between the two extremes, sometimes you will behave in one way, sometimes in another.

Nevertheless, from time to time most of us feel we would like to widen our behavioral  repertoire and we often show this by admiring the qualities we see in others. If you examine the table below, you may be able to identify things that you admire in others or areas where you would like to improve. Some development activities are suggested under each personality type.

again.

somehow true.

and here's more of the personality test.

INFPs feel internal turmoil when they find themselves in situations in which there is conflict between their inner code of ethics and their relationships with others. They feel caught between pleasing others and maintaining their own integrity. Their natural tendency to identify with others, compounded with their self-sacrificial dispositions, tends to leave them confused as to who they really are. Their quiet personalities further feeds their feelings of depersonalization. The INFP's quest for self-identity then seems even more alluring — but increasingly impossible to attain.

As with all NFs, the INFP will feel lost and perplexed at stressful times. As stress builds, INFPs become disconnected from their own personality and perceived place in life. They will lose sight of who they are in relation to time and place. They may not make basic observations, while instead they will focus on the more abstract and symbolic meanings of a particular interaction. This can sometimes baffle those who expect more direct communication and a fairly concrete relationship.

Careers This lists represent careers and jobs people of your type tend to enjoy doing. The job requirements are similar to the personality tendencies of your personality type. It is important to remember that this is not a list of all the jobs possible. And it is very important to remember that people can, and frequently do, fill jobs that are dissimilar to their personality... this happens all the time...and sometimes works out quite well. information-graphics...designer college professor researcher legal mediator social worker holistic health...practitioner occupational therapist diversity manager human resource...development specialist employment development...specialist minister/priest missionary psychologist writer: poet/novelist journalist editor/art director organizational development...specialist pretty interesting. =) try it. http://www.personalitytest.net/index.htm

zaman matrikulasi.

mereka ni.

kawan2 ku masa di matrikulasi

da lama x tgk gamba ni

haha

tp mmg x dpt dinafikan

zmn matrik la

zmn paling best.

=D

 

the one on the left 

'la familia'

we called us

mlm2 slalu lepak dkt the 'curve' kt tgh2 lab punye building

ye..dgn mereka2 inilah aku kne simbah n pecah telor mse bday

the right one is me n bella

ni mase outing kot

n ktorang tdo ramai2 dlm hotel

1 bilik tu 10 org ok?

muat tau

hahahahahaha

tu la habesnye rm1000 yg dibekalkan kpd kami

hikhik

yg ni mse gi men boling..

ade cermin2 kan

ape lagi

lanyak la cermin tu

kne amek gamba

n baju merah tu baju kebanggaan kmm la

ape lagi kan

tp siyes suke baju tu

da lame x pakai sbb xtau ktne kan..huhu

ni mse jamuan raya

ade la diorg wat mcm open house mcm tu kan

n sesat roti gardinia tu xtau cmne

hihik

 ni pon mse jamuan raya tu

mereka ni sgt best kalo lepak bersama2

kalo sume kt dlm satu bilik

kecoh ok

kne sound ngan felo

hahahaha

ni minah2 pingitan F6T5

from left,bella,me,pnut,n nadya

kalo kemane2 ktorang berempat lah

tp lps nad kua

kitorang bertiga je

n kemane2 mmg ktorang bertiga lah

nk ckp femes x la kan

tp org kenal

sbb dok ktorang bertiga je kan

hehe

ha..ni mse ujian penilaian semester yg 1st

hahaha

cm gampang rasenye mjawab test cmtu

sbb score 0.98 je

nsb bek ups kan

hahhahahahahahhahaha

sgt tekejotttt~

haha

mcm2 la

ms matrik la aku break 

ms matrik la aku bukak otak aku ckit

ms matrik la aku bru tau kewujudan utem 

menyesal gak x study btol2 mse matrik

sbb dulu nk amek aerospace

or major in chemistry

tp xde rezeki kan

nk wat cmne...

ok jugaklah kan utem ni

dpt jmpe kwn2 sengal

some people say

kawan2 kt universiti ni lah kawan selama2nye

i guess they are right.

=)

Thomas Cup finals.

skarang di kaca tv

kaca la tu kan

sedang menyaksikan final piala thomas

china vs indonesia

and Lin Dan won the 1st round

n now the 1st doubles 

penuh jugak la stadium putra itu

teringin nak pegi

but i rather sit at home

and jadi ulat kat rumah

nak memalaskan diri kat umah

aku dah xtau la kan nk buat ape ni

so sekadar menyaksikan final thomas cup di rumah pon memadai..

haha

*setelah beberapa minit..maybe nak dekat sejam*

china telah menewaskan indon buat kali keduannya

dan aku hendak mhirup2 ice blended coffe skarang ini

oh tidak

aku da kembali meminum coffee~

abes

tamat riwayat aku

skarang aku sdg myaksikan chen jin melawan simon santoso

sambil2 menaip ini lah

hebat x aku

tapi aku rase mcm china yang menang

so......................................

aku tgh bosan ni

paham2 je la

rajen nk menaip je ni

nnt kalo ade bnde cmbest aku post lah ye

tata

go China~!

Glee.

ok

seriously

i need to watch it

it's kinda interesting.

anyone with a complete season 1????

XD

prince of persia.

nak tengok!

haih.mmg nasib cmni nk wat cmne

dgn smalam xley tido

n hari ni prot ku stat mermurlas-murlas

*menaip dgn posisi yg agak kelaka*

so

i'm suppose to have my ujian undang2 today

ah

2 jam je aku tdo smalam

bgn kul 6.45

mandy

msg org tu

tnye kul brape nk gi ujian

x dibalas

fine

aku siap je la kan

bace la last menet

dan prot mule bermain2

pulas sane,pulas sini

kalau pulas2 kurus xpe jugak la kan

ngehe~

n akhirnye aku terlelap

dan tepat jam 12pm

aku mnerima msg dr bliau

'kte g test 12.30pm,jmp kt ofis,tq'

oh,aku dengan mata yg berat bagaikan gajah yg memijak2 di kelopak mata ku yg agak beralis pjg ini

ihik~

bertungkus lumus la siap

dgn saket prot nye

n then

da kua umah ni..halfway dah jalan

nsb bek x lintas lg

trperasan la IC xde

kt mama

aduiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ckp la ngan org tu IC xde

tunda la

tp xtau la ble

sok kot.

ntah.

xpe.

more time to read

haha

padahal aku da ulang2 buku 500 soklan tu

*mode = bangga*

pulanglah ke rumah

baring.

oh loya,dan semakin die memulasssss~

nk wat teh pekat

tp malas

dan panas

ley je wat teh pekat sejuk

lg mujarab kalo ade limau tp xde la mama...

huhu

nk mkn tp takot telan kua balik

membazir je

haha

pengajaran of the story?

ko mmg selalu unlucky.

dah naseb.

hm.

Would you rather be rich or famous?

both,but if asked..i wanna be rich.when you r rich you can buy fame.convenient world huh? =D

Ask me anything

problem ini sangat serious rasenye.

ye.

saya xley tido

cm biase aku cbe nk tdokan diri ni

tp xley la plak kan

adui.

parak la cmni

aku bangon

on streamyx on laptop pastu blog lagi

aduyai

xley tido pnye pasal.

cubaan tido buat kali ke-2

mari.jom

k

night.

formspring.me

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/hart89

a glimpse of my life back in kelantan.

i went back to kelantan a few days ago

so

these are what i manage to take

juz a little glimpse of here n there

this is my sister's medals and trophys collection

they were state badminton players

and mine was just a few from school

really2 few...haha

and on the right is my mom's glass collection

it's been there for ages

n agak berhabok la sbb lame x bukak

my home is exactly infront of that hill

tp malangnye bukit itu bernama

Bukit Panau

hahahaha

cam sengal

pokok2 bunga cm x terurus ckit

cuz usually my mom is the one who manages them

it was so flowery when we lived there

but now

it's juz lalang.

hehe

i didn't take much picture of it

this was in my grandmother's house

it's still there and still standing strong

now my aunt lives here

juz a few differences here n there

it was painted new

and the picture below was the latest picture of the house

n there's my cousin sleeping

cute little adam.

hehe

yep.

it was all a piece of me.

i grew up playing around this house

we would play around

and the house will shake about

n i kinda get scared wether is going down or not

and i'll sit quietly

and my cousins and i will usually go to the shop next door

and by junk food and stuffs

and play around

ah.

the good old days.

=)

 more to come.

geli geli perut mari? =D

dah lepas geram kat bawah tu kan

haaa

meh kte geli2 kan prot

something i found somewhere

things like these make your day

enjoy~

**

Seorang guru tadika sedang memupuk rasa percaya diri kepada pelajarnya-pelajarnya. Guru tersebut meminta mereka untuk memperkenalkan diri sekaligus memberitahu tentang cita-cita mereka.

Abu berdiri dan berkata, “Nama saya Abu bin Dolah. Bila besar nanti saya ingin jadi juruterbang, jadi bolehlah saya pergi ke Australia, Eropah, Iraq dan sebagainya”.

“Bagus Abu. Terima kasih. Siapa lagi?”, tanya cikgu.

Seorang pelajar perempuan yang duduk di tepi berdiri dan berkata, “Nama saya Noni binti Samad. Kalau besar nanti, Noni nak jadi suri rumah tangga dan mempunyai anak-anak yang comel”.

“Bagus. Jadi suri rumah tangga merupakan cita-cita yang mulia. Siapa lagi?”.

Seman berdiri dan berkata, “Saya Seman bin Leman, bila besar nanti saya bercita-cita untuk membantu Noni mencapai cita-citanya…”.

 

**

yang ni dah agak lame tp still funny when u read it.

haha

 

**

 

Hasan Jendul nak belikan hadiah harijadi untuk kekasih barunya, Mek Ayu. So si Hasan ni pun ajaklah adik perempuan sepupunya untuk temankan dia shopping kat Sogo. Oleh kerana Hasan Jendul dan Mek Ayu baru dua bulan berkawan jadi si Hasan Jendul membuat keputusan untuk membelikan Mek Ayu satu topi kain fesyen baru saje, supaya taklah nampak dia beriya-iya sangat. Adik sepupu Hasan pulak pegi beli satu seluar dalam hitam berbunga-bunga baru sebab ada sale hari tu. Masa membayar,dengan tak sengaja cashier dah tertukar kotak topi kain hitam tu dengan seluar dalam hitam adik Hasan Jendul! Selepas membayar Hasan Jendul pun terus pergi kaunter hadiah dan suruh diorang bungkus tanpa check dulu. Kemudian dia balik ke rumah dan tulis surat untuk Mek Ayu serta mengeposkannya bersama hadiah yang dah tersilap tu.

(Dan surat yang dia tulis tu berbunyi cam nie);


Istimewa untuk kekasihku Mek Ayu,


San pilih hadiah nie kerana Ayu tak pernah pakai bila kita keluar jalan-jalan dan selalu mengadu sebab panas. Kalau bukan sebab pasal adik sepupu San, San dah nak beli yang lagi jarang supaya kalau berpeluh tak lembap sangat. Tapi San tengok adik sepupu San pakai yang ada bunga tu nampak cantik pulak. San pilih warna hitam tu supaya tak nampak kotor. Promoter yang jual tu tunjuk dia punya dah seminggu tak basuh. Nampak elok saje. San suruh dia try Ayu punya sebab saiz promoter tu lebih kurang Ayu je. Memang cantik dan menarik! Harapnya Ayu suka sebab San rasa memang sesuai dengan Ayu. Tak sabar rasanya nak tengok Ayu pakai depan San. San harap Ayu akan pakai untuk San hujung minggu nie. Salam sayang untuk kekasihku,Mek Ayu.

Yang amat menyintai dan menyayangi dirimu,


Hasan Jendul

P/S : Kalau Ayu nak pakai, San nampak stail terbaru ialah dengan melipat bahagian depan dan menampakkan sedikit rambut.

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dr ayang utk abg,

Dear abang,

Ayang nak mintak kebenaran abang untuk bawa anak-anak balik ke kampung. abang tak perlu hantar ayang sebab ayang mampu untuk bawa anak-anak ke kampung musim cuti sekolah ni dengan bas.. abang jagalah diri abang dan kereta abang baik-baik... cuma ada perkara yang ingin ayang luahkan disini... kereta baru abang tu mahal.. harga mencecah 100k barangkali.. sebab tu abang sayangkan kereta abang lebih dari ayang... sampaikan abang dah terlena dalam kereta abang tu sejak abang beli 3 bulan yang lalu dah masuk 3 malam... abang sayangkan kereta abang lebih dari ayang, nak tau ngape?

Harga kereta abang tu lebih mahal dari wang hantaran yang ayah ayang letakkan masa kita kahwin dulu.. cuba hantaran ayang lebih mahal dari harga kereta abang?

Tiap-tiap pagi abang mesti gosok kereta abang, nak nampak berkilat..tapi ayang nak dapat kiss g.morning pun susah

Sejak beli kereta tu, sebulan sekali macam-macam aksesori abang beli kat kereta, ayang nak dapat hadiah besday setahun sekali pun susah..

Kereta sebulan sekali abang servis, abang kata kena jaga maintainance. ..ayang nak dapat pi salon setahun sekali pun susah...

Kereta abang make up lawa-lawa.. tapi kalau ayang make up lawa-lawa abang kata ayang tak sedar diri kereta abang bagi makan minyak mahal-mahal cecah 100 setin pun ada, ayang nak makan pizza sekeping jer masa mengidam anak kedua kita abang kata ayang mengada-ngada.

Kereta abang kalau anak-anak sentuh sikit bodynya abang marah anak macam nak makan, ayang jatuh longkang besar boleh abang gelak..

Paling menyedihkan. .. ayang tanya ngape tidur dalam kereta? abang jawab takut orang curi kereta abang.. kalau ayang kena curi??

Ayang nak balik kampung dulu.. anak-anak nak jumpa atuk dengan nenek depa.. tak nak naik kereta abang takut calar.. ayang calar takpe.. jaga diri elok-elok, sarapan ayang dah sediakan. ayang pi tak lama sekolah bukak ayang balik lah dengan anak-anak.. pesanan ayang..

ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU MASAKKAN MAKAN KESUKAAN ABANG

ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU BASUHKAN PAKAIAN ABANG

ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU GOSOKAN KEMEJA ABANG

ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU SIAPKAN AIR MANDI ABANG

ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU KEMASKAN RUMAH ABANG

ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU URUT-URUT BADAN ABANG

ABANG SURUHLAH KERETA ABANG TU TEMANKAN ABANG TIDUR

Love,

ayang

ni abang lak bagi....

Dear Ayang,

Bukanlah abang sayang keta tu lebih dr ayang.. tapi ayang kene faham keta tu keta bos abang. Nanti kalau ilang sapa nak ganti.. ayang abang suruh keja ayang xnak, ayang kata nak dok umah jaga anak,nak siap kan sarapan nak kemas umah tapi ayang tiap2 hari bgn tido kul 12.. macam mana nak wat keja umah...

Cuba lah ayang pk mana x abang tido dalam keta... abang balik keja lambat skit ayang dah kunci pintu..bukan nye abang gi foya2 kan abang gi keja...lagi satu pasal piza yang ayang ngidam tu.. ayang nak piza yg di oder dr jepun... mana lah abang ada duit nak oder.. abang nak bg apam balik yg jual kat depan ofis abang ni ayang xnak, ayang nak jugak piza dr jepun.. nasib baik abang x belikan kalau x anak kedua kita tu mesti muka cam doremon..ish xnak laa abang..

Pasal hadiah kan abang dah belikan tapi abang sembunyi kan kat dapur.. ayang yang tersalah buang ingatkan sampah... tulah abang suruh kemas umah tu ayang kata umah kita dah bersih tapi hadiah dgn sampah pun dah jadi serupa jek...hadiah tu mahal tau abang beli untuk ayang..

Sebenarnye abang sayang ayang lebih dr keta tu wlau pun hantaran masa kita kawin cuma rm8k..ayang x tau bpe kali abang turun naik bank nak wat loan rm8k..tapi demi ayang abang wat jugak..

sbb masa tu ayang kalau mekap mmg sebijik maya karin.. tapi sejak ayang wat rebonding 3 tahun lepas setiap kali ayang mekap abang terbayang lak muka pontianak dlm citer phsm.. bukan ayang x cantik tapi kening ayang tu gi cukur wat per.. walau pun abang selalu cukur janggut abang tapi ayang xyah laa nak cukur kening ayang tu....pasal morning kiss tu, ayang bangun pun dah tengahari nak morning kiss cam mana.. dah laa ayang.. abang malas nak citer..

Tapi abang nak bg tau jgk kat sini ayang tetap no 1 dlm hati abang..nanti kalau naik bas tu bebaik.. ayang nak balik kpg abang izinkan Cuma jgn lupa kim salam kat mak ayah kat sana .. kalau ada gulai tempoyak ke nanti jgn lupa bwk balik skit..

Kalau ada lembu terlepas ke ayang xyah laa susah2 gi kejar lembu tu... biar jek.. nnti abang balik kpg abang kejar kan ..bukan apa takut lembu tu tanduk ayang nnti bukan stakat calar jek silap2 leh masuk hspital. abang kene tanduk xpe..

Jaga anak2 baik2 jgn bagi diorang main kat sungai musim2 banjir ni.. nak dpt anak bukan senang takut nnti ayang ngidam lagi piza jepun lak lagi haru.. baik jaga jek yg dah ada tu..ayang pun jaga diri baik2.. jgn sampai jatuh longkang lagi.. hehe.. abang mmg xnak ketawa masa tu tapi nak wat cam mana ayang jatuh kepala dulu yang masuk longkang...dah laa rambut ayang masa tu baru lepas rebonding.. mmg abang ketawa...hahahhahah ahahha

Love,

Abang

 

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