Wednesday, June 30, 2010

wtf

wtf
is pronounced as what the fuck
but usually i'd go like
'wattdeffff.......'
and the 'uck' won't be there
so much for censorships
anywho~
today, well tuesday,
a day like any other
same old same old
went to work
and as usual
the waiting
the serving
the welcoming
and tomorrow is pay day~!
yeay!
but i need to pay my house rent first
so there goes rm78
and
i want to buy at least two pair of jeans
so that's all for the moment
i'll think of what i want to do with the money
so.okay.back to the wtf thingy
it was almost 4pm
and there was this aunty.
she was kinda a regular customer at papa john's
i've seen her a few times
so i got to talk to her, since i really,really, REALLY am bored
and here comes the WTF
'u dari mane eh?u indonesian ke?'
WATDEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~
do i look like an indonesian????
am i that short to be indonesian????????????
so.in my defense.
i said that i'm a local.
i live here. in bandar mahkota cheras.
i'm still studying.degree in electronic engineering.
take that, aunty.
and yes, she did say, 'wow, i x sangka u amek electronic ya.'
ya.sangka sangka!
thank god u r a customer
and customer is always right.
i had to keep that in mind.
i've got a lot of people telling me that i look like chinese
and some said that i'm not pure malay or something
but tragically, yes TRAGICALLY.
this is the first time i was said that i looked like an Indonesian.
hahaha.
nice one aunty.
thank god u r our regular customer.
come again~!nice chatting with you!






and as usual, lily is known for her camwhoring skills.



can't wait for payday.
XD

Sunday, June 27, 2010

uncertainties at 4am.

as you all know
my hair is naturally wavy.
- observe profile picture -
and last year
i straightened my hair.
loved it.
then
my natural wavy hair is growing back
and somehow
they are growing PERFECTLY.
i know, i'm loving the straights
but then the way that the wavy grows back
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh..it's just perfect
i thought i should do something with my hair
which uses money
or wait for the entire original wavy hair to grow back
which takes time
so its time versus money.
i pretty much don't mind about the hair
cuz my hair is..um how u say it
adjustable?
haha
but feel free to comment
it's just one of those days
i can't make up my mind
and it is almost 4am in the morning
reason i can't sleep?
anime.
just found this new anime that drives me crazy.haha
very funny anyways.
kaichou wa maid-sama~! (the president is a maid~!)
makes me go MOE~!
don't know the meaning of moe?
please google it. XD
cute anime.it is equivalent to Ouran High School Host Club.
and Fruits Basket. it is a bit of harem though, but it is totally awesome~!
of course you've got your typical ignorant,sly and cool hero
and your enthusiastic, guy-hating heroin who eventually falls in love with the hero XD
but it makes you go MOE~~~~!! kyaafun~!
- otaku mode unleashed. -
it's been awhile since there's this kind of anime.
it's fun to watch.and read the manga as well.
there's romance, comedy
and more of life in it
just great.

blabbering ends here.
nyte2 everyone.


Wednesday, June 23, 2010

berbaur-baur.

*puff,puff
smoke,smoke.

si jantan memerhati gelagat si betina dari jauh
tersenyum-senyum
tersipu-sipu
si betina hanya lah memandang
dan membalas senyuman si jantan
tapi hanyalah dari jauh
si betina ini hanyalah seorang yang biasa
seorang yang sederhana
apa yang si jantan nampak padanya?

*puff,puff
smoke,smoke.

haha.ape yg aku buang tebiat tu kan.
ntah la
hari ni berbaur2.
mimpi pon pelik.kelaka pon ade.
aku mimpi yg aku hilang ingatan
ingatan selama 10 tahun
haha
sume orang masok dlm mimpi aku
yg peliknye
aku tgh wat experimen
tbe2 aku cm terer
hahaha
ntah ape yang aku buat pon xtau la kan
lab pon x serupe lab
pastu tersedar
ade lagi semenet nak bunyi alarm yang bakal membangonkan aku pegi keje yang bermula pada 8am
wah.
x puas tido.
aku pon bermain-main lah dengan butang snooze, countdown timer
lg 5 menet lah, 10 menet lah
last2 sedar sepenuhnya 6.30 pagi
gosok2 baju keramat papa john's,mandi2,mekap2
nk jalan tp mama hantar gy keje
so i'm damn early at work today
manager datang
tros stat menyapu2
mengemop
men-setting meja
buat je lah ape yang harus dibuat
dan tiba 10am
stat tercongok di depan menjadi hostess seperti biasa
memerhatikan orang lalu lalang
dan pakcik nyonya delights yang gatal tu
sume minah2 poh kong die nak sapu
kalo muke lawa tu xpe la kan
tapi muka cm piring pecah ( segelintir drpd mereka ) pon nak sapu
huhuk.jahatnye beta.
tp sygnye
hari ni aku sorang je server
spt biasa aku igt xde customer
boley rilek lagi
skali datang punye ramai daaa
pastu datang lagi dan lagi
bekejar-kejaran
aku lah expeditor, aku lah server, aku lah cashier
hostess x sempat.ngehe.
tp at least x boring
x rase stress
sbb slalunye xde customer weekdays mcm ni
so dari 8am dan akhirnye smpi la 3pm
akhirnye aku break
walaupon aku patot balik pukul 3 td
terpaksalah diextend kan balik kul 5
and td sempat lah beramah mesra dengan mereka2 yg keje di subway
sbb budak2 kitchen nak mkn subway
hahahaha
pastu balik
dengan mengantoknye
online jap.pastu ke katil.siyes nak mandi pon x larattt
haha.lupela pulak ade glee hari ni kan
terbangun 9.30 td
tp abah nak tgk bola.xpelah.tgk ulangan suda
dan skang tgk england lwn Slovenia
england dah gol.nice job.
menang lah.xde la kau balik england pas ni
france da balik dah.huhu.
ok lapa.nak buat ape eh?
malas nak masak sbenanye ni.
roty abis.asek megi je
kebosanan aku.
ok lah.time to korek2 the dapor and eat watever can be eaten.

*puff,puff
smoke,smoke.








Saturday, June 19, 2010

geli-geli perut part 3.

sindiran yg x jadi.mmg padan la ko sindir pak pandir yg bengap tu.

**



Pada suatu hari Mak Andeh berkata kepada Pak Pandir.

Mak Andeh: Pak Pandir cube lah awak tu pergi la ke pekan dan beli mesin rumput yg baru.

Pak Pandir: Kenape pulak?

Mak Andeh: Mesin rumput yg lame tu dah rosak, lagi pon rumput kat laman rumah kite ni pun dah macam Hutan Amazon. 

(Mak Andeh cube menyindir)
Pak Pandir: Itu lah bagus. Menjaga alam semula jadi namenye.

(Sindir Pak Pandir)

Dalam keadaan menyinga, Mak Andeh masuk kedalam mengambil gunting, dan memotong rumput menggunakan gunting kain.
Dalam hati Mak Andeh berkata "harap-harap orang tua ni paham la sindiran aku kali ni"

Pak Pandir tercengang melihat Mak Andeh lalu masuk kedalam.

Melihatkan kelakuan Pak Pandir, Mak Andeh melompat kegirangan. 
"Yahoo! Mesti orang tua ni nak gi pekan bile mesin potong rumput, sayang jugak Pak Pandir kat aku''

Tak lama kemudian pak pandir pon keluar sambil membawa berus gigi.

Dalam keadaan tercengang Mak Andeh bertanya.

Mak Andeh: Nak buat ape ngan berus gigi tu?

Pak Pandir : Sapu sampah la.

Mak Andeh: Apsal pulak?

Dengan selamber Pak Pandir menjawab :

Pak Pandir: Ai! Awak potong rumput dengan gunting boleh. Takkan saye nak sapu sampah dengan berus gigi tak boleh.

Mak Andeh: *****nye orang tua ni. AARRRGGGHHHHHH............!

**
Name-name jepun.

01. Yang pemarah - KEiJI CACIMAKI
02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI SUKAMURA
03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA
04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHi KASIBANYA
05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO
06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI
07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARA
08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI
09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI
10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA
11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADANMUKA
12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI
13. Yang suka merempit - SAJACI CARIMATI

**
CARA-CARA NAK DAPAT SIGNAL HANDPHONE FULLBAR.

Kaedah ini sesuai untuk semua pengguna 013, 014, 016, 019, 012, 017 dan sebagainya.

Caranya ( Perhatian sila baca dan ikuti langkah-langkah ini dengan teliti) :

Langkah 1 : Off atau matikan hp anda.

Langkah 2 : Lipatkan wang kertas RM2 menjadi sama saiz dengan bateri hp anda.
Kemudian selitkan duit yang telah dilipat tadi bersama bateri hp anda.

Langkah 3 : On atau hidupkankan semula hp. Periksa bar pada hp anda. Semasa hp anda on, pastikan kod 'ID. 10T' tertera pada skrin hp anda.

Sekiranya kod 'ID. 10T' tertera di skrin, hp anda tidak akan mengalami masalah coverage lagi!

*Sila ambil perhatian;

Sekiranya kod 'ID.10T' tidak tertera pada skrin, sila periksa sebuah satelit yang besar di belakang wang kertas RM2 tersebut.

Pastikan sama ada satelit tersebut berfungsi dengan baik atau tidak.

MUAHAHA.

**
Sekumpulan lelaki berada di bilik persalinan di salah sebuah kelab eklusif lagi mewah di pusat bandar, setelah keluar dari gym. Tiba-tiba kedengaran deringan Handphone di penjuru bilik tersebut. Seorang lelaki menjawap
panggilan itu dan terjadilah perbualan seperti berikut . . "

"Hello?"

"Abang, nie sayang nie,"

"Emmm... "

"Abang masih ada di kelab lagi ke?"

"Iya."

"Sayang sekarang nie berada di shopping complex dua block dari kelab abang tu. Sayang ada nampak kain sutera terbaru.. Cantik bang, Boleh ke sayang beli?"

"Berapa harganya?"

"Cuma $1500.00 aje"

"O.K. Belilah kalau memang awak dah suka sangat."

"Ahhh thanks bang dan tadi sebelum datang sini sayang ada singgah di Cycle & Carriage dan tengok Mercedes model terbaru 2009 . Sayang suka kat satu model tu. Dan sayang dah bincang dengan jurujualnya dan dia setuju nak bagi good price . . lagipun elok juga kita tukarkan dengan BMW yang kita beli tahun lepas tu "

"Berapa harga yang dia bagi?"

"Cuma $280,000 ..."

"O.K tapi pastikan harga tu dah on the road."

"Great! Before we hang up, ada satu perkara lagi..."

"Apa?"

"Abang jangan terkejut pulak, sayang dah semak akaun bank abang dan....pagi tadi sayang singgah dipejabat ejen hartanah dan sayang dapat tau rumah yang kita tengok tahun lepas tu... sekarang nie untuk dijual. Abang ingat
tak? Rumah yang ada swimming pool bentuk love tu, ada taman orkid kat belakang, berhadapan dengan pantai tu. . cantik kan bang. . "

" Berapa harga yang mereka minta?"

" Cuma $740,000... O.K kan bang, dan sayang tengok dalam akaun kita boleh cover harga tu. . ."

"Eloklah kalau macam tu, confirm cepat sebelum orang lain beli, tapi cuba dapatkan harga $700,000. OK?"

"OK, abang sayang, terima kasih bang, kita jumpa malam nanti ye!! I Love You !!!"

"Bye... I Love you too..."

Lelaki itu berhenti bercakap, menutup flap handphone . . sambil mengangkat tangan yang memegang handphone tu dan bertanya pada yang ada dalam bilik tersebut :



"ADA SESIAPA TAHU KE HANDPHONE NIE SIAPA PUNYA? "



more to come. =D

Friday, June 18, 2010

it's true.but it's a JOKE. =D

How the 3 races buy a car... 
Chinese will ask: Boss ah, resale value good or not? 
Malay will ask: Encik, minyak dia satu tank bape ringgit? 
Indians will ask: Inche, ini kereta brapa orang buleh masuk? 


What does CIMB bank stand for? 
Cina India Melayu Bank 

When Hari Raya comes close to Chinese New Year, they call it 'Kongsi Raya' 
When Hari Raya comes close to Deepavali, they call it 'Deeparaya' 
When Chinese New Year comes close to Deepavali, they call it 'Kongsi Gelap' 

Q : Why cant the indians win the world cup? 
A: Every time they get a corner,they set up a mamak stall. 


Dating Malay, Chinese, and Indian chicks. 
Malay girl 
1st date: You get to hold hands 
2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss. 
3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS. 

Chinese girl 
1st date: You take her to a restaurant. 
2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant. 
3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night. 

Indian girl 
1st date: You meet her parents. 
2nd date: She meets your parents. 
3rd date: Wedding night. 

Chinese "practice" for Simple Living : 
1 - One Wife 
2 - Two Children 
3 - Three Bedroom Condo 
4 - Four Wheels 
5 - Five Figure Salary 

Malays "practice" to Simple Living: 
5 - Five Children 
4 - Four Wives 
3 - Three Figure Salary 
2 - Two Wheels 
1 - One-Storey Link House 

In Malaysia... 
If you're not lazy, you're not Malay, 
If you're not greedy, you're not Chinese, 
If you don't get drunk every night, you're not Indian~~~

Thursday, June 17, 2010

alejandro.alejandro.

lady gaga seorang yg genius.
tp kadang2 terlampau lah sedikitkan
watever it is, her songs are phenomenal.
haha
tapi ape2 pon
celoteh hari ni bukanlah tertumpu kepada beliau sahaje
my blog la baiii
ske aty aku la nk type ape kan
kan? =)

wednesday,16 june 2010
hari ni cuti
xwat pape la
aku tidooooooooooooooooooooooo
best gile.
abes sume keje umah aku x wat
sbb aku tido kt bwh kan
so pastu lps parents aku gy keje
tido kt bilik dorg yg agak best sbb ade aircon
hehe
pastu bangon balik dlm kul 2 lbey kot
tgk tv jap.mlalot.online.sume tu lah.
pastu dlm petang tu abah call.
nk makan pe.beli la roti canai.
tp aku da mkn sandwic.beli je lah.
n then lps tu
kms dapo.
berkilat sume.
dah puas hati, dok balik ngadap laptop
ha.mule la pening.stop jap.pastu b4 tgk spain kalah smalam,tgk glee.
neil patrick harris~!
tp tgk halfway je sbb bola da stat.so lantakla
ley tgk ulangan.
pastu nk lyn bola.tp cm nk lyn laptop.so aku tgk la bola jugak kejap.
sape kate spain pandai main bola???
haha.sape nta ckp cmtu kan kt fb.
then nek.tgk laptop.aduimak.maken trok fenin.cm otak aku ni nk terbakau rasenye.
turon balek.telan obat.tgk tv.naik.hempas muke kt bantal.
kroih~

thursday,17 june 2010
jam di laptop menunjukkan sudah pukul 5.26pm
dan diiringi lagu smile by uncle kraker
aku menaip2 di blog ini
setelah puas blogging di tumblr
ini link die ye.visit-visit lah.
so tadi
aku keje stat kul 8
of coz,oleh kerana memerlukan mekap dan sume pekara yg melecehkan itu
aku bangunlah pukul 6am
iron2 baju
mandy
mekap
tunggu mimi balik keje
tros die anta aku
opening yg sgt bosan
aku sorang je server
mne mamat lg sorang tu ntah mne 
jdnye
aku lah myapu, mop, turunkan krusi, setting meja
dan tepat pukul 10am
bertenggeklah aku di depan itu jadi hostess
tgk org lalu lalang
bosannnnnnnnnnn
kalo masuk kedai tu xpe jugaklah kan
dah bagi flyers sume
kembali bertenggek kat tmpt hostess kan
then otak aku stat la melayang2.
**
dpt gaji nnt
agak2 cukop x nk beli gitar?
oh..jgn pikir lg
skang ni mama suh beli ink printer
ade rm100
hm.nk beli ape eh?kalo cukup, subway jom?
ala...tanak2.
nk wat pasta la
kene beli susu ngan butter
pastu beli subway.
ish, x abes-abes subway.
pikir duet tu dlu.nk beli ape
haaa...da lame x minum jasmine milk tea tu kan?
terliur gak ni.
aah eh.nnt mimi nk takoyaki lagi.
bley kot.cukup2.nnt esok ke luse ke kte beli subway eh?
gile subway btol aku ni.
ngehe.
**
agak lame jugak la aku rase aku mlalot.
takde customer jugakkkkk
pergh.
naseb baek ko byr aku rm4.50 sejam kan
bley la kan
hikhik.
memanglah.tp tgk la cmne ye
gitar or dslr.
bincang2 ngan amin smalam
die suh beli dslr dlu
tp tgn aku ni dah mggatal nk petik2 tali gitar ni.
hehehehe.
tp tgk la
duet takkan betahan lame dgn aku yg pemboros ini.
tp aku nk simpan gak.

n tambah satu cite.
lesen kete aku
cm lahanaattt
lembap siallll org ni
aku da ckp awal2.die wat dekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
ni yg cm nk claim balik duet aku ni...
at least aku nk qti b4 balek mlake ni.
jpj xpe la.ley balik kejap.no hal.

ok.
pastu cite pasal result.
haha.
hepi la.
1st sem 1.85
2nd sem 2.24
3rd sem 2.24
4th sem 3.24
berbaloi lah aku tension last sem.
walaopon x sampai target ku 3.5
3.24 pon boley.
tp cgpa kne push lagi ckit.
so jawabnye maintain 3 above ye lps ni, lilliani?
huh
jenoh aku study.
ape2 pon.
aku nak sambong karate aku.
watever it is.sayang lah tinggal cmtu je.
byk lah aku pk ni.
ahahak.

so sekarang
sedang mengenjoy lagu allison iraheta.
friday i'll be over you.


Saturday, June 12, 2010

exciting friday!

yay yay yay
so
bare with me people
it's quite a good friday today 
and hell yeah
i'm feeling pretty good
let's begin
today, i started work at 8am
and when i want to make my way into jusco
i couldn't find the way
i took sometime
and then finally i found the way
cuz its my first time working at 8am
then we got audited today
of all days~why today
so i juz gotta work following the standard procedures
only when the guy is there
he's so freakin CEREWET
he observes everything really closely
grr grrr
but anyways
it was a fun today working
everyone was awesome
but i kinda went home at 5pm sharp
for some reason i was realllllly tired
dunno why
then i got home
and on my laptop
cuz friday is BLEACH day
and other mangas too
and FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST final chapter was awesome~!
i guess that is what made my day
ohhhhh
Alphonse got his body back
but basically he is just bones and skin
Edward got his right hand but unfortunately he didn't get back his left leg
and the thing in the flask is defeated!
and Edward found the true meaning of TRUTH!
oh mannnnn
and Edward is so tall in the end
XD
and the way he confesses to Winry
is so in an alchemist way
hahaha
'equivalent exchange.i'll give you half of my life.so give me half of yours!'
this is what Winry replied..
'you are really dumb.you want half?i'll give you all of it.'
awww....somehow romantic~
i can't wait to see it in Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
i'm just kinda happy that Ed finally got tall
poor little thing
X3
and BLEACH.
oh typical Kurosaki Ichigo
he chickened out before the big battle.
but really, how strong is Aizen?
he's so damn strong and i don't know what kind of power he posses
and Ichimaru Gin.
i don't know what plans does he have in his mind
he's a freak that follows Aizen
but anyways
i know the hero will prevail
and yeah, Kurosaki Isshin is there for Ichigo
he's gonna teach Ichigo the final Getsuga Tensho.
how many are there?
i know there's only one.
LOL
and finally NARUTO.
in the depths of the nine-tailed fox,
he found his mother!
wtf?
his mother was beautiful though
she has red hair
and the same way of speaking like Naruto.
-_____-;
it was fun reading today's manga
satisfied.

really really exciting.
why?
because it's Manga Day.
=D




Thursday, June 10, 2010

suddenly this pink looks nice.

i hate pink
but this pink looks nice on my blog
so
wth
i'm such a hypocrite
anyways
i'm lovin the layout
X3

pekara yang bukan-bukan di GOOGLE.

it is my day off
so i basically got nothing to do
then i thought 
lets google stupid things
and here are the options that google gave me.










x bley blah langsong.
hahahahha

so go ahead n try to google anything.
some entertainment right there, right?
awesome GOOGLE.

XD

Friday, June 4, 2010

the 1st few days of waitressing.




key in order camni
always greet costumer
ulang balik order
bla2 bla2

da 3 hari genap aku keje sbgai seorang waitress
bdiri 5 jam
lyn karenah customer
amek order
serve
layan2 
tunggu
kemas2 meja
setting meja
pastu tungguuuuuu
xla susah sgt
tp aku mmgla x pandai nk senyum to strangers
ngaha.
majoriti yg keje part time waitress kat citu
blaja kat masterskill
sbb dkt ngan jusco tu kan
so
x heran lah
yada yada
so far aku xde wat mistake
kot~
hahaha
tp neves la keje sok
saturday
mesti ramai kan
hari ni pon ramai
mengikot kata manager
push extra cheese k?
ye.ye.
mmg lah aku kne promote
tp sian plak kt customer kne tmbh harge kan
wahaha
so lantak lah
so igt
kne
EXTRA CHEESE
only for 9 inches and 12 inches pizza ye.
muhuhuhu~

so
nk pegi keje slalunye malas
tp ble da smpi kt tmpt keje
rajen plak
balik dgn prasaan yg hepi
hiuhiuhiu
tp takot jugak la
sbb tiap2 hari aku lintas jalan yg agak busy
so mcm mgambel mase lah nk melintas ni
ngeri lah.
X3

ok
cite laen
skarang
apsal budak2 laki jambu yg blom pecah suare maken naek?
mcm
justin bieber
greyson chance
n cody sumthing2
where are real men??????
haha
mereka sangat lah budak2
and sume mcm tergile2 kt mereka2 ini la kan
haha.kelakau la.

=D


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