wtf

wtf

is pronounced as what the fuck

but usually i'd go like

'wattdeffff.......'

and the 'uck' won't be there

so much for censorships

anywho~

today, well tuesday,

a day like any other

same old same old

went to work

and as usual

the waiting

the serving

the welcoming

and tomorrow is pay day~!

yeay!

but i need to pay my house rent first

so there goes rm78

and

i want to buy at least two pair of jeans

so that's all for the moment

i'll think of what i want to do with the money

so.okay.back to the wtf thingy

it was almost 4pm

and there was this aunty.

she was kinda a regular customer at papa john's

i've seen her a few times

so i got to talk to her, since i really,really, REALLY am bored

and here comes the WTF

'u dari mane eh?u indonesian ke?'

WATDEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~

do i look like an indonesian????

am i that short to be indonesian????????????

so.in my defense.

i said that i'm a local.

i live here. in bandar mahkota cheras.

i'm still studying.degree in electronic engineering.

take that, aunty.

and yes, she did say, 'wow, i x sangka u amek electronic ya.'

ya.sangka sangka!

thank god u r a customer

and customer is always right.

i had to keep that in mind.

i've got a lot of people telling me that i look like chinese

and some said that i'm not pure malay or something

but tragically, yes TRAGICALLY.

this is the first time i was said that i looked like an Indonesian.

hahaha.

nice one aunty.

thank god u r our regular customer.

come again~!nice chatting with you!

and as usual, lily is known for her camwhoring skills.

can't wait for payday.

XD

uncertainties at 4am.

as you all know

my hair is naturally wavy.

- observe profile picture -

and last year

i straightened my hair.

loved it.

then

my natural wavy hair is growing back

and somehow

they are growing PERFECTLY.

i know, i'm loving the straights

but then the way that the wavy grows back

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh..it's just perfect

i thought i should do something with my hair

which uses money

or wait for the entire original wavy hair to grow back

which takes time

so its time versus money.

i pretty much don't mind about the hair

cuz my hair is..um how u say it

adjustable?

haha

but feel free to comment

it's just one of those days

i can't make up my mind

and it is almost 4am in the morning

reason i can't sleep?

anime.

just found this new anime that drives me crazy.haha

very funny anyways.

kaichou wa maid-sama~! (the president is a maid~!)

makes me go MOE~!

don't know the meaning of moe?

please google it. XD

cute anime.it is equivalent to Ouran High School Host Club.

and Fruits Basket. it is a bit of harem though, but it is totally awesome~!

of course you've got your typical ignorant,sly and cool hero

and your enthusiastic, guy-hating heroin who eventually falls in love with the hero XD

but it makes you go MOE~~~~!! kyaafun~!

- otaku mode unleashed. -

it's been awhile since there's this kind of anime.

it's fun to watch.and read the manga as well.

there's romance, comedy

and more of life in it

just great.

blabbering ends here.

nyte2 everyone.

berbaur-baur.

*puff,puff

smoke,smoke.

si jantan memerhati gelagat si betina dari jauh

tersenyum-senyum

tersipu-sipu

si betina hanya lah memandang

dan membalas senyuman si jantan

tapi hanyalah dari jauh

si betina ini hanyalah seorang yang biasa

seorang yang sederhana

apa yang si jantan nampak padanya?

*puff,puff

smoke,smoke.

haha.ape yg aku buang tebiat tu kan.

ntah la

hari ni berbaur2.

mimpi pon pelik.kelaka pon ade.

aku mimpi yg aku hilang ingatan

ingatan selama 10 tahun

haha

sume orang masok dlm mimpi aku

yg peliknye

aku tgh wat experimen

tbe2 aku cm terer

hahaha

ntah ape yang aku buat pon xtau la kan

lab pon x serupe lab

pastu tersedar

ade lagi semenet nak bunyi alarm yang bakal membangonkan aku pegi keje yang bermula pada 8am

wah.

x puas tido.

aku pon bermain-main lah dengan butang snooze, countdown timer

lg 5 menet lah, 10 menet lah

last2 sedar sepenuhnya 6.30 pagi

gosok2 baju keramat papa john's,mandi2,mekap2

nk jalan tp mama hantar gy keje

so i'm damn early at work today

manager datang

tros stat menyapu2

mengemop

men-setting meja

buat je lah ape yang harus dibuat

dan tiba 10am

stat tercongok di depan menjadi hostess seperti biasa

memerhatikan orang lalu lalang

dan pakcik nyonya delights yang gatal tu

sume minah2 poh kong die nak sapu

kalo muke lawa tu xpe la kan

tapi muka cm piring pecah ( segelintir drpd mereka ) pon nak sapu

huhuk.jahatnye beta.

tp sygnye

hari ni aku sorang je server

spt biasa aku igt xde customer

boley rilek lagi

skali datang punye ramai daaa

pastu datang lagi dan lagi

bekejar-kejaran

aku lah expeditor, aku lah server, aku lah cashier

hostess x sempat.ngehe.

tp at least x boring

x rase stress

sbb slalunye xde customer weekdays mcm ni

so dari 8am dan akhirnye smpi la 3pm

akhirnye aku break

walaupon aku patot balik pukul 3 td

terpaksalah diextend kan balik kul 5

and td sempat lah beramah mesra dengan mereka2 yg keje di subway

sbb budak2 kitchen nak mkn subway

hahahaha

pastu balik

dengan mengantoknye

online jap.pastu ke katil.siyes nak mandi pon x larattt

haha.lupela pulak ade glee hari ni kan

terbangun 9.30 td

tp abah nak tgk bola.xpelah.tgk ulangan suda

dan skang tgk england lwn Slovenia

england dah gol.nice job.

menang lah.xde la kau balik england pas ni

france da balik dah.huhu.

ok lapa.nak buat ape eh?

malas nak masak sbenanye ni.

roty abis.asek megi je

kebosanan aku.

ok lah.time to korek2 the dapor and eat watever can be eaten.

*puff,puff

smoke,smoke.

picture with words.

XD

geli-geli perut part 3.

sindiran yg x jadi.mmg padan la ko sindir pak pandir yg bengap tu.

**

Pada suatu hari Mak Andeh berkata kepada Pak Pandir.

Mak Andeh: Pak Pandir cube lah awak tu pergi la ke pekan dan beli mesin rumput yg baru.

Pak Pandir: Kenape pulak?

Mak Andeh: Mesin rumput yg lame tu dah rosak, lagi pon rumput kat laman rumah kite ni pun dah macam Hutan Amazon. 

(Mak Andeh cube menyindir)

Pak Pandir: Itu lah bagus. Menjaga alam semula jadi namenye.

(Sindir Pak Pandir)

Dalam keadaan menyinga, Mak Andeh masuk kedalam mengambil gunting, dan memotong rumput menggunakan gunting kain.

Dalam hati Mak Andeh berkata "harap-harap orang tua ni paham la sindiran aku kali ni"

Pak Pandir tercengang melihat Mak Andeh lalu masuk kedalam.

Melihatkan kelakuan Pak Pandir, Mak Andeh melompat kegirangan. 

"Yahoo! Mesti orang tua ni nak gi pekan bile mesin potong rumput, sayang jugak Pak Pandir kat aku''

Tak lama kemudian pak pandir pon keluar sambil membawa berus gigi.

Dalam keadaan tercengang Mak Andeh bertanya.

Mak Andeh: Nak buat ape ngan berus gigi tu?

Pak Pandir : Sapu sampah la.

Mak Andeh: Apsal pulak?

Dengan selamber Pak Pandir menjawab :

Pak Pandir: Ai! Awak potong rumput dengan gunting boleh. Takkan saye nak sapu sampah dengan berus gigi tak boleh.

Mak Andeh: *****nye orang tua ni. AARRRGGGHHHHHH............!

**

Name-name jepun.

01. Yang pemarah - KEiJI CACIMAKI

02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI SUKAMURA

03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA

04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHi KASIBANYA

05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO

06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI

07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARA

08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI

09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI

10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA

11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADANMUKA

12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI

13. Yang suka merempit - SAJACI CARIMATI

**

CARA-CARA NAK DAPAT SIGNAL HANDPHONE FULLBAR.

Kaedah ini sesuai untuk semua pengguna 013, 014, 016, 019, 012, 017 dan sebagainya.

Caranya ( Perhatian sila baca dan ikuti langkah-langkah ini dengan teliti) :

Langkah 1 : Off atau matikan hp anda.

Langkah 2 : Lipatkan wang kertas RM2 menjadi sama saiz dengan bateri hp anda.
Kemudian selitkan duit yang telah dilipat tadi bersama bateri hp anda.

Langkah 3 : On atau hidupkankan semula hp. Periksa bar pada hp anda. Semasa hp anda on, pastikan kod 'ID. 10T' tertera pada skrin hp anda.

Sekiranya kod 'ID. 10T' tertera di skrin, hp anda tidak akan mengalami masalah coverage lagi!

*Sila ambil perhatian;

Sekiranya kod 'ID.10T' tidak tertera pada skrin, sila periksa sebuah satelit yang besar di belakang wang kertas RM2 tersebut.

Pastikan sama ada satelit tersebut berfungsi dengan baik atau tidak.

MUAHAHA.

**

Sekumpulan lelaki berada di bilik persalinan di salah sebuah kelab eklusif lagi mewah di pusat bandar, setelah keluar dari gym. Tiba-tiba kedengaran deringan Handphone di penjuru bilik tersebut. Seorang lelaki menjawap
panggilan itu dan terjadilah perbualan seperti berikut . . "

"Hello?"

"Abang, nie sayang nie,"

"Emmm... "

"Abang masih ada di kelab lagi ke?"

"Iya."

"Sayang sekarang nie berada di shopping complex dua block dari kelab abang tu. Sayang ada nampak kain sutera terbaru.. Cantik bang, Boleh ke sayang beli?"

"Berapa harganya?"

"Cuma $1500.00 aje"

"O.K. Belilah kalau memang awak dah suka sangat."

"Ahhh thanks bang dan tadi sebelum datang sini sayang ada singgah di Cycle & Carriage dan tengok Mercedes model terbaru 2009 . Sayang suka kat satu model tu. Dan sayang dah bincang dengan jurujualnya dan dia setuju nak bagi good price . . lagipun elok juga kita tukarkan dengan BMW yang kita beli tahun lepas tu "

"Berapa harga yang dia bagi?"

"Cuma $280,000 ..."

"O.K tapi pastikan harga tu dah on the road."

"Great! Before we hang up, ada satu perkara lagi..."

"Apa?"

"Abang jangan terkejut pulak, sayang dah semak akaun bank abang dan....pagi tadi sayang singgah dipejabat ejen hartanah dan sayang dapat tau rumah yang kita tengok tahun lepas tu... sekarang nie untuk dijual. Abang ingat
tak? Rumah yang ada swimming pool bentuk love tu, ada taman orkid kat belakang, berhadapan dengan pantai tu. . cantik kan bang. . "

" Berapa harga yang mereka minta?"

" Cuma $740,000... O.K kan bang, dan sayang tengok dalam akaun kita boleh cover harga tu. . ."

"Eloklah kalau macam tu, confirm cepat sebelum orang lain beli, tapi cuba dapatkan harga $700,000. OK?"

"OK, abang sayang, terima kasih bang, kita jumpa malam nanti ye!! I Love You !!!"

"Bye... I Love you too..."

Lelaki itu berhenti bercakap, menutup flap handphone . . sambil mengangkat tangan yang memegang handphone tu dan bertanya pada yang ada dalam bilik tersebut :



"ADA SESIAPA TAHU KE HANDPHONE NIE SIAPA PUNYA? "

more to come. =D

it's true.but it's a JOKE. =D

How the 3 races buy a car... 
Chinese will ask: Boss ah, resale value good or not? 
Malay will ask: Encik, minyak dia satu tank bape ringgit? 
Indians will ask: Inche, ini kereta brapa orang buleh masuk? 


What does CIMB bank stand for? 
Cina India Melayu Bank 

When Hari Raya comes close to Chinese New Year, they call it 'Kongsi Raya' 
When Hari Raya comes close to Deepavali, they call it 'Deeparaya' 
When Chinese New Year comes close to Deepavali, they call it 'Kongsi Gelap' 

Q : Why cant the indians win the world cup? 
A: Every time they get a corner,they set up a mamak stall. 


Dating Malay, Chinese, and Indian chicks. 
Malay girl 
1st date: You get to hold hands 
2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss. 
3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS. 

Chinese girl 
1st date: You take her to a restaurant. 
2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant. 
3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night. 

Indian girl 
1st date: You meet her parents. 
2nd date: She meets your parents. 
3rd date: Wedding night. 

Chinese "practice" for Simple Living : 
1 - One Wife 
2 - Two Children 
3 - Three Bedroom Condo 
4 - Four Wheels 
5 - Five Figure Salary 

Malays "practice" to Simple Living: 
5 - Five Children 
4 - Four Wives 
3 - Three Figure Salary 
2 - Two Wheels 
1 - One-Storey Link House 

In Malaysia... 
If you're not lazy, you're not Malay, 
If you're not greedy, you're not Chinese, 
If you don't get drunk every night, you're not Indian~~~

alejandro.alejandro.

lady gaga seorang yg genius.

tp kadang2 terlampau lah sedikitkan

watever it is, her songs are phenomenal.

haha

tapi ape2 pon

celoteh hari ni bukanlah tertumpu kepada beliau sahaje

my blog la baiii

ske aty aku la nk type ape kan

kan? =)

wednesday,16 june 2010

hari ni cuti

xwat pape la

aku tidooooooooooooooooooooooo

best gile.

abes sume keje umah aku x wat

sbb aku tido kt bwh kan

so pastu lps parents aku gy keje

tido kt bilik dorg yg agak best sbb ade aircon

hehe

pastu bangon balik dlm kul 2 lbey kot

tgk tv jap.mlalot.online.sume tu lah.

pastu dlm petang tu abah call.

nk makan pe.beli la roti canai.

tp aku da mkn sandwic.beli je lah.

n then lps tu

kms dapo.

berkilat sume.

dah puas hati, dok balik ngadap laptop

ha.mule la pening.stop jap.pastu b4 tgk spain kalah smalam,tgk glee.

neil patrick harris~!

tp tgk halfway je sbb bola da stat.so lantakla

ley tgk ulangan.

pastu nk lyn bola.tp cm nk lyn laptop.so aku tgk la bola jugak kejap.

sape kate spain pandai main bola???

haha.sape nta ckp cmtu kan kt fb.

then nek.tgk laptop.aduimak.maken trok fenin.cm otak aku ni nk terbakau rasenye.

turon balek.telan obat.tgk tv.naik.hempas muke kt bantal.

kroih~

thursday,17 june 2010

jam di laptop menunjukkan sudah pukul 5.26pm

dan diiringi lagu smile by uncle kraker

aku menaip2 di blog ini

setelah puas blogging di tumblr

ini link die ye.visit-visit lah.

http://harties.tumblr.com/

so tadi

aku keje stat kul 8

of coz,oleh kerana memerlukan mekap dan sume pekara yg melecehkan itu

aku bangunlah pukul 6am

iron2 baju

mandy

mekap

tunggu mimi balik keje

tros die anta aku

opening yg sgt bosan

aku sorang je server

mne mamat lg sorang tu ntah mne 

jdnye

aku lah myapu, mop, turunkan krusi, setting meja

dan tepat pukul 10am

bertenggeklah aku di depan itu jadi hostess

tgk org lalu lalang

bosannnnnnnnnnn

kalo masuk kedai tu xpe jugaklah kan

dah bagi flyers sume

kembali bertenggek kat tmpt hostess kan

then otak aku stat la melayang2.

**

dpt gaji nnt

agak2 cukop x nk beli gitar?

oh..jgn pikir lg

skang ni mama suh beli ink printer

ade rm100

hm.nk beli ape eh?kalo cukup, subway jom?

ala...tanak2.

nk wat pasta la

kene beli susu ngan butter

pastu beli subway.

ish, x abes-abes subway.

pikir duet tu dlu.nk beli ape

haaa...da lame x minum jasmine milk tea tu kan?

terliur gak ni.

aah eh.nnt mimi nk takoyaki lagi.

bley kot.cukup2.nnt esok ke luse ke kte beli subway eh?

gile subway btol aku ni.

ngehe.

**

agak lame jugak la aku rase aku mlalot.

takde customer jugakkkkk

pergh.

naseb baek ko byr aku rm4.50 sejam kan

bley la kan

hikhik.

memanglah.tp tgk la cmne ye

gitar or dslr.

bincang2 ngan amin smalam

die suh beli dslr dlu

tp tgn aku ni dah mggatal nk petik2 tali gitar ni.

hehehehe.

tp tgk la

duet takkan betahan lame dgn aku yg pemboros ini.

tp aku nk simpan gak.

n tambah satu cite.

lesen kete aku

cm lahanaattt

lembap siallll org ni

aku da ckp awal2.die wat dekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

ni yg cm nk claim balik duet aku ni...

at least aku nk qti b4 balek mlake ni.

jpj xpe la.ley balik kejap.no hal.

ok.

pastu cite pasal result.

haha.

hepi la.

1st sem 1.85

2nd sem 2.24

3rd sem 2.24

4th sem 3.24

berbaloi lah aku tension last sem.

walaopon x sampai target ku 3.5

3.24 pon boley.

tp cgpa kne push lagi ckit.

so jawabnye maintain 3 above ye lps ni, lilliani?

huh

jenoh aku study.

ape2 pon.

aku nak sambong karate aku.

watever it is.sayang lah tinggal cmtu je.

byk lah aku pk ni.

ahahak.

so sekarang

sedang mengenjoy lagu allison iraheta.

friday i'll be over you.

aww.

XD

exciting friday!

yay yay yay

so

bare with me people

it's quite a good friday today 

and hell yeah

i'm feeling pretty good

let's begin

today, i started work at 8am

and when i want to make my way into jusco

i couldn't find the way

i took sometime

and then finally i found the way

cuz its my first time working at 8am

then we got audited today

of all days~why today

so i juz gotta work following the standard procedures

only when the guy is there

he's so freakin CEREWET

he observes everything really closely

grr grrr

but anyways

it was a fun today working

everyone was awesome

but i kinda went home at 5pm sharp

for some reason i was realllllly tired

dunno why

then i got home

and on my laptop

cuz friday is BLEACH day

and other mangas too

and FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST final chapter was awesome~!

i guess that is what made my day

ohhhhh

Alphonse got his body back

but basically he is just bones and skin

Edward got his right hand but unfortunately he didn't get back his left leg

and the thing in the flask is defeated!

and Edward found the true meaning of TRUTH!

oh mannnnn

and Edward is so tall in the end

XD

and the way he confesses to Winry

is so in an alchemist way

hahaha

'equivalent exchange.i'll give you half of my life.so give me half of yours!'

this is what Winry replied..

'you are really dumb.you want half?i'll give you all of it.'

awww....somehow romantic~

i can't wait to see it in Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

i'm just kinda happy that Ed finally got tall

poor little thing

X3

and BLEACH.

oh typical Kurosaki Ichigo

he chickened out before the big battle.

but really, how strong is Aizen?

he's so damn strong and i don't know what kind of power he posses

and Ichimaru Gin.

i don't know what plans does he have in his mind

he's a freak that follows Aizen

but anyways

i know the hero will prevail

and yeah, Kurosaki Isshin is there for Ichigo

he's gonna teach Ichigo the final Getsuga Tensho.

how many are there?

i know there's only one.

LOL

and finally NARUTO.

in the depths of the nine-tailed fox,

he found his mother!

wtf?

his mother was beautiful though

she has red hair

and the same way of speaking like Naruto.

-_____-;

it was fun reading today's manga

satisfied.

really really exciting.

why?

because it's Manga Day.

=D

suddenly this pink looks nice.

i hate pink

but this pink looks nice on my blog

so

wth

i'm such a hypocrite

anyways

i'm lovin the layout

X3

pekara yang bukan-bukan di GOOGLE.

it is my day off

so i basically got nothing to do

then i thought 

lets google stupid things

and here are the options that google gave me.

x bley blah langsong.

hahahahha

so go ahead n try to google anything.

some entertainment right there, right?

awesome GOOGLE.

XD

the 1st few days of waitressing.

key in order camni
always greet costumer

ulang balik order

bla2 bla2

da 3 hari genap aku keje sbgai seorang waitress

bdiri 5 jam

lyn karenah customer

amek order

serve

layan2 

tunggu

kemas2 meja

setting meja

pastu tungguuuuuu

xla susah sgt

tp aku mmgla x pandai nk senyum to strangers

ngaha.

majoriti yg keje part time waitress kat citu

blaja kat masterskill

sbb dkt ngan jusco tu kan

so

x heran lah

yada yada

so far aku xde wat mistake

kot~

hahaha

tp neves la keje sok

saturday

mesti ramai kan

hari ni pon ramai

mengikot kata manager

push extra cheese k?

ye.ye.

mmg lah aku kne promote

tp sian plak kt customer kne tmbh harge kan

wahaha

so lantak lah

so igt

kne

EXTRA CHEESE

only for 9 inches and 12 inches pizza ye.

muhuhuhu~

so

nk pegi keje slalunye malas

tp ble da smpi kt tmpt keje

rajen plak

balik dgn prasaan yg hepi

hiuhiuhiu

tp takot jugak la

sbb tiap2 hari aku lintas jalan yg agak busy

so mcm mgambel mase lah nk melintas ni
ngeri lah.
X3

ok

cite laen

skarang

apsal budak2 laki jambu yg blom pecah suare maken naek?

mcm

justin bieber

greyson chance

n cody sumthing2

where are real men??????

haha

mereka sangat lah budak2

and sume mcm tergile2 kt mereka2 ini la kan

haha.kelakau la.

=D