raya pics yg ckiit~

ckit je.

i'm sick during raya.

wuuuuuuuuuu~

semakin merepek.

kita dikejutkan dengan berita kehilangan businesswoman jutawan itu

datuk sosilawati lawiya

dan 3 orang seangkatan

yg hilang almost sebulan lalu

and lebih kurang sehari

i think it was this morning or yesterday

berita mereka ni dibunuh, dibakar n dibuang

was suddenly malaysia's new buzz

aside from the new sultan kelantan news

what?

u think i don't follow the news?

hallo

aku tanaklah jadi jahil sangat kan

amek tau jugak lah

but

this post, i just want to say that semakin lame, semakin merepek kes bunuh kat malaysia ni

bukan takat buang anak

tembak diri sendiri

ni bunuh, n then bakar

and i feel mcm cliche

because clearly

whoever killed datuk sosilawati

is just jealous of her success

and that jealousness has turned into fury

thus ending up killing her and the other 3

oh, where is your compassionate feelings, you stupid human?

and it is said that

from bernama news

that their body was mixed with cow poop and petrol just to make it burn faster

leaving only the bones behind

it is an indian tradition, but i didn't expect cow poop

-but nice chemistry thinking right there, boosts up combustion-

eight were arrested, including a datuk.so it's obviously something about their business politics.

haih.

macam cite melayu kat tv3.

back to pondering.

aku tgh saket dade ni mengah.

cepat baek lah batok

grrrrrrrr.

geli-geli perut edisi raya.=)

ye 

raye x brape meriah bagi ku

saket

ni pon da sehat ckit

batok je

*kong keng kong keng*

so

mari kite geli prot dgn fakta yang btol? =)

**

english is the current lingua franca of international bussiness, science, technology and aviation. but, it is indeed a confusing language for foreigners to learn as it contains numerous inconsistencies..

for example, someone once asked that if the plural of box is boxes, why then is the plural of "ox," "oxen" -  and not "oxes". and although the plural of "mouse" is "mice", yet the plural of "house" is not "hice"? [sigh...!]...

it's the same thing with "man". if it's plural is always "men", then we should lobby for the plural of "pan" to be "pen". and then, there's "foot", the plural of which is "feet". so, why isn't the plural of "boot", ""beet"?

then, there are the masculine pronouns "he, his, him" which should logically have, as their feminine equivalents "she, shis and shim".. but, no-o-o!!

lets face it - the proper language is a cray language. and still u want to send ur children to english school??

in contrast, Malaysian English is simple and straightforward. no beating around the bush...

when giving customer a bad news, for example, the British may take the long and winding road - for example, "i'm sorry sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater u want in ur size, but if u give me a moment, i can call the other outlets for u..." - unlike malaysians who just tell it like it is : "sorry, no stock!"

when asking permissions, the British migh say, "excuse me, but do think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?". malaysians  dont waste time. they just point to the door and say "can ahhh...?"

when asking someone to make way, the British may say "excuse me, i'd like to get by. would you please make way?" malaysians just say " s-kews me!"

malaysians are certainly more direct. when disagreeing a particular matter, the British might say< "er..george... i have to stop u there. i understand where u're coming from, but i really have to disagree with what u said about the issu.". malaysians, on the other hand, will not hasitate to let u know about their opinion of u " eh, u mad kah?"

ahahaha.

credits to maiza. ;D

**

Tiga lelaki, seorang ahli falsafah.. seorang pakar matematik dan seorang pelawak ditangkap

atas kesalahan mengendap itik buat projek…

Lalu hakim berkata..

"kamu boleh menanyakan satu soalan kepada ku.. kalau aku dapat menjawab.. kamu akan ditahan

di penjara.. tapi kalau aku tidak dapat menjawab… kamu akan dibebaskan..

Ahli Falsafah mula berkata..

"Saya mahukan Yang Arif membawa sebuah buku falsafah yang lengkap dari Socrates.. Jika Yang

Arif berjaya membawanya.. saya rela dihukum…".

Lalu Hakim mengarahkan pekerjanya pergi mencari buku yang diperkatakan.. lalu buku itu di

berikan kepada ahli falsafah untuk di sahkan…

"Ya benar sekali ini lah bukunya yang Arif…"

Lalu Ahli Falsafah dipenjarakan…

Kemudian giliran pakar matematik mengajukan pertanyaan…

"Cuba jawab 1253*254-45557+(5454*25451) dalam masa 5 saat..".

Sambil menekan kalkulator dengan pantas.. Hakim memberikan jawapannya.. dan ternyata tepat..

Lalu Pakar Matematik pun dipenjarakan..

Giliran terakhir pergi kepada pelawak..

"Berikan saya sebuah kerusi yang mempunyai 7 lubang ditempat duduknya!". kata si pelawak..

Apabila kerusi disediakan.. pelawak itu duduk dan tiba-tiba melepaskan kentut yang kuat..

Lalu dia berdiri dan bertanya kepada Hakim..

"Yang Ariff.. dari lubang mana kentut saya tadi keluar?"

Setelah membelek kerusi dan melihat lubang yang berada tepat dibawah punggung si pelawak tadi..

hakim berkata…

"Kentut mu keluar dari lobang yang ketiga dari sebelah kanan ini..".

"Salah!!!" Sebenarnya kentut saya dari lubang punggungku ini !!!".

Pelawak itu kemudian dibebaskan.

bodowh.

**

Kalau binatang ada fb, agak-agak begini lah ya komen-komen binatang tersebut kat 

STATUS yg mcm kowang selalu post tu…….

Cicak : Tuan rumah baru beli reket elektrik, gua kenduri nyamuk BBQ mlm nih…

Nyamuk : Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi… kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah...

Aedes: Baru jer selamat bagi injekan maut, yeah!!!

Ayam: Tidaaaaaaaaaaaak, Besok majikan gua mau buat kenduri kesyukuran, gua mau di sembeliiiiihhh!...

Cicak : isteriku tersepit pintu

Kucing Betina: “Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa.”

Ayam : Kawan2…kalu esok guwe tak update…bererti guwe udah di goreng….I luv u all… jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa...

Nyamuk: Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam daaaa. Gua positif HIV AIDS... uwaaaaaaa

Cicak : Mau ke ke bilik air anak tuan rumah jap … baru beli videocam baru …

Kucing: Baru je add awek sebelah umah... keturunan PARSI beb!!!

Tikus: Operasi malam ni... selongkar kitchen kabinet... sape nak ikot?

katak : malam ni nk wat konsert la..da lama x ujan ni..hangat oii..

ular : rasa mcm nk makan lauk telo la malam ni..mana nk cari ek..

Anjing: Aku tension bila ada mat rempit berkumpul tepi rumah aku tiap malam. Nak tido pun x senang hanjeng punya org.

Kuda: Patah kaki; Rider aku bangang salah timing bila nak lompat pagar, sekarang rehat kat kandang.

Kura-kura: Aku sakit hati bila bini aku berjalan. Lembab mcm siput babi

Siput babi: Aku sakit hati bila bini aku bergerak. Lembab mcm kura2

Gagak: Tadi jumpa ayam KFC. Jangan jeles

Burung Kakak Tua: Penat betul nk ubah stigma masyarakat. Walaupun aku Burung Kakak Tua, tapi aku burung Jantan!!!

Babi hutan: susah betul nak cari makanan halal sekarang ni.

Kera: semalam GF aku bagi bunga. Sedap jugak kunyah

Tikus: Aku makan mee goreng mamak kat Al Naz maju@precint 9. Meh la join sekali.

Lalat: Asyik hurung bangkai je. Alhamdulillah hari ni jumpa nasi bungkus.

Sotong; Aku bengang bila tapak sulaiman ejek aku si lembut

kucing : update petang karang tepat jam 5.00pm slow ngendap ala2 pink panther nyurik ikan bawal kepunyaan kaklelamajnun...

lipas : merasmikan pengunaan kepak baru sekali bila dikembangkn...gerun tengok mmber aku kene tarik dgn jeli2 panjang kepunyaan cik cicak..eee seram nyeee....

itik serati : hahahhaa lawak2 ayam serama tu ade hati jalan tersengguk2....nk tiru aku le tu.. lol....

Ikan laga: Boring sey, duduk sorang2 dalam tanki ni.

Ikan parang; Kurang asam punya manusia, letak gambar aku kat depan bekas keropok

Ikan Jerung: Kenapa x de sorang pun nak add/approve aku. :-(

Ikan Sepat: Terkenang jiran sebelah yang dah dijadikan ikan pekasam. Al Fatihah

Ikan Bilis: Wah ramainya kawan kita. Tahniah remy, ko kawan aku yang ke 5000.

Ikan Arowana: Cantik tak sisik I? Cantik kan ?

Ikan Mas Koki: macam mana nak kurus nie?

enjoy lah~

parachute

favourite song to date. =)

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I don't tell anyone about the way you hold my hand

I don't tell anyone about the things that we have planned

Won't tell anybody, won't tell anybody

They want to push me down

They want to see you fall down

Won't tell anybody how you turn my world around

I won't tell anyone how your voice is my favourite sound

Won't tell anybody, won't tell anybody

They want to see us fall they want to see us fall

I don't need a parachute

Baby, if I've got you

Baby, if I've got you

I don't need a parachute

You're gonna catch me

You're gonna catch if I fall

Down, down, down

I don't need a parachute

Baby, if I've got you

Baby, if I've got you

I don't need a parachute

You're gonna catch me

You're gonna catch if I fall

Down, down, down

Don't believe the things you tell

Yourself so late at night and

You are your own worst enemy

You'll never win the fight

Just hold on to me, I'll hold on to you

It's you and me up against the world

It's you and me

I don't need a parachute

Baby, if I've got you

Baby, if I've got you

I don't need a parachute

You're gonna catch me

You're gonna catch if I fall

Down, down, down

I don't need a parachute

Baby, if I've got you

Baby, if I've got you

I don't need a parachute

You're gonna catch me

You're gonna catch if I fall

Down, down, down

I won't fall out of love, I won't fall out of

I won't fall out of love, I won't fall out of

I won't fall out of love, I won't fall out of

I won't fall out of love, I'll fall into you

I won't fall out of love, I won't fall out of

I won't fall out of love, I won't fall out of

I won't fall out of love, I won't fall out of

I won't fall out of love, I'll fall into you

I don't need a parachute

Baby, if I've got you

Baby, if I've got you

I don't need a parachute

You're gonna catch me

You're gonna catch if I fall

Down, down, down

I don't need a parachute

Baby, if I've got you

Baby, if I've got you

I don't need a parachute

You're gonna catch me

You're gonna catch if I fall

Down, down, down 

tabah lily, tabah.

aih.

tabahhhhhhhhhhhh

tabah lily

tabahhh

menghadapi dugaan

menghadapi kesakitan

tabah 

jangan kalahh

T________T

dari pandangan mataku yang seksi ini.

ye

mata aku seksi

and i wont deny it

;D

-prasannnnnnnnnnn-

awal tahun ni, no, awal semester ni

i made a goal

'accept what is about to come, what is infront of you, and it's okay to be sad but get up quickly and move on because believe it or not you have a life.'

lebih kurang camtula goal die.

and i've been trying to live up to it

i did stumble

but slow2, mengesot

lame2 berjalan

pastu belari

pastu ok lah

sbb kdg2 aku penah terpikir

susah la

aku mmg xley elak jadi emotional ni

kalau aku wat x dulyk

aku mmg manusia yang tak berhati perot

so, if i'm emotional

let me be

lame2 ok lah

jgn risau

aku tak wat bende bodoh dah

i will find a way to cheer myself up

cuz being emotional shows that u r a human

and u r not disfunctional

because u r allowed to have feelings

and show them despite what every other people say

sebab lily dah tanak jadi depressed

die slalu depressed

sampai kne migrain

tp alhamdullillah

dah ok

cume penin2 biase

so skarang.lily nak bergerak dahulu.

nak wat assignment engineering management

tapi............... I HAVE NO IDEA

byk pikir la bende niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

managementt weh

mne aku sukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wuahhhhh

da lame x buh gamba

gune webcammy je la~

mustache me!

being strong.

i've known this girl for my whole life.

she grew up in a modest family.

they were not too rich, not too poor. but they've gone through hard times. and she managed to live, but her life was rather dull.when she was in her teenage years, she always kept to herself, always cutting connections from other people. she felt comfortable alone. her parents were working parents, and they both lived separately, but still married. she felt that she spent less time with her parents, especially with her dad. she really felt left out, because she hoped to spend more time with her dad, and getting to know her dad better. regardless of what her father was, she loved her father.

her mother was really loving, strict and whatever a mother supposed to be. she was always there for her, nurtured her, and among her siblings, she was the one that her mother took great care. she was thankful that her mother was always there, despite how busy she is, how tired she is. she is really thankful that she had a mother who bears everything.

then she grew up.she went through a lot.she learnt a lot.she changed.but deep down, she is still the little vulnerable girl that i have always known.

today, she had a lot in her mind. what if her family, as she knows it, will crumble and come falling down?what if her parents were living separately, again?what if?there were a lot of what if's in her mind, she is afraid that she could not think straight.then she realizes that, it is okay to cry, it is okay to be sad, but she must move on with her life and try to be strong. she wants to be happy, but being happy has a price to pay.

she wanted to feel true happiness, but happiness seems to be off her way.she had to go after it, with cuts, bruises on her heart, just to feel it. she does not want to be stupid anymore. because now, she is all grown up. she should be strong by now. even how hard everything is going to fall, she must be strong to walk again.because everything was not going her way, so she decided that to accept what has been fated for her and accept life as it is.

now, she'll just put up with everything that lies upon her.no matter how hard.no matter how bitter.

she'll stay strong.