it's true.but it's a JOKE. =D

How the 3 races buy a car... 
Chinese will ask: Boss ah, resale value good or not? 
Malay will ask: Encik, minyak dia satu tank bape ringgit? 
Indians will ask: Inche, ini kereta brapa orang buleh masuk? 


What does CIMB bank stand for? 
Cina India Melayu Bank 

When Hari Raya comes close to Chinese New Year, they call it 'Kongsi Raya' 
When Hari Raya comes close to Deepavali, they call it 'Deeparaya' 
When Chinese New Year comes close to Deepavali, they call it 'Kongsi Gelap' 

Q : Why cant the indians win the world cup? 
A: Every time they get a corner,they set up a mamak stall. 


Dating Malay, Chinese, and Indian chicks. 
Malay girl 
1st date: You get to hold hands 
2nd date: You get a goodbye kiss. 
3rd date: You both get caught by JAIS. 

Chinese girl 
1st date: You take her to a restaurant. 
2nd date: You take her to an expensive restaurant. 
3rd date: You take her to a very expensive restaurant and buy her a diamond necklace. You get to hold her hand later that night. 

Indian girl 
1st date: You meet her parents. 
2nd date: She meets your parents. 
3rd date: Wedding night. 

Chinese "practice" for Simple Living : 
1 - One Wife 
2 - Two Children 
3 - Three Bedroom Condo 
4 - Four Wheels 
5 - Five Figure Salary 

Malays "practice" to Simple Living: 
5 - Five Children 
4 - Four Wives 
3 - Three Figure Salary 
2 - Two Wheels 
1 - One-Storey Link House 

In Malaysia... 
If you're not lazy, you're not Malay, 
If you're not greedy, you're not Chinese, 
If you don't get drunk every night, you're not Indian~~~

alejandro.alejandro.

lady gaga seorang yg genius.

tp kadang2 terlampau lah sedikitkan

watever it is, her songs are phenomenal.

haha

tapi ape2 pon

celoteh hari ni bukanlah tertumpu kepada beliau sahaje

my blog la baiii

ske aty aku la nk type ape kan

kan? =)

wednesday,16 june 2010

hari ni cuti

xwat pape la

aku tidooooooooooooooooooooooo

best gile.

abes sume keje umah aku x wat

sbb aku tido kt bwh kan

so pastu lps parents aku gy keje

tido kt bilik dorg yg agak best sbb ade aircon

hehe

pastu bangon balik dlm kul 2 lbey kot

tgk tv jap.mlalot.online.sume tu lah.

pastu dlm petang tu abah call.

nk makan pe.beli la roti canai.

tp aku da mkn sandwic.beli je lah.

n then lps tu

kms dapo.

berkilat sume.

dah puas hati, dok balik ngadap laptop

ha.mule la pening.stop jap.pastu b4 tgk spain kalah smalam,tgk glee.

neil patrick harris~!

tp tgk halfway je sbb bola da stat.so lantakla

ley tgk ulangan.

pastu nk lyn bola.tp cm nk lyn laptop.so aku tgk la bola jugak kejap.

sape kate spain pandai main bola???

haha.sape nta ckp cmtu kan kt fb.

then nek.tgk laptop.aduimak.maken trok fenin.cm otak aku ni nk terbakau rasenye.

turon balek.telan obat.tgk tv.naik.hempas muke kt bantal.

kroih~

thursday,17 june 2010

jam di laptop menunjukkan sudah pukul 5.26pm

dan diiringi lagu smile by uncle kraker

aku menaip2 di blog ini

setelah puas blogging di tumblr

ini link die ye.visit-visit lah.

http://harties.tumblr.com/

so tadi

aku keje stat kul 8

of coz,oleh kerana memerlukan mekap dan sume pekara yg melecehkan itu

aku bangunlah pukul 6am

iron2 baju

mandy

mekap

tunggu mimi balik keje

tros die anta aku

opening yg sgt bosan

aku sorang je server

mne mamat lg sorang tu ntah mne 

jdnye

aku lah myapu, mop, turunkan krusi, setting meja

dan tepat pukul 10am

bertenggeklah aku di depan itu jadi hostess

tgk org lalu lalang

bosannnnnnnnnnn

kalo masuk kedai tu xpe jugaklah kan

dah bagi flyers sume

kembali bertenggek kat tmpt hostess kan

then otak aku stat la melayang2.

**

dpt gaji nnt

agak2 cukop x nk beli gitar?

oh..jgn pikir lg

skang ni mama suh beli ink printer

ade rm100

hm.nk beli ape eh?kalo cukup, subway jom?

ala...tanak2.

nk wat pasta la

kene beli susu ngan butter

pastu beli subway.

ish, x abes-abes subway.

pikir duet tu dlu.nk beli ape

haaa...da lame x minum jasmine milk tea tu kan?

terliur gak ni.

aah eh.nnt mimi nk takoyaki lagi.

bley kot.cukup2.nnt esok ke luse ke kte beli subway eh?

gile subway btol aku ni.

ngehe.

**

agak lame jugak la aku rase aku mlalot.

takde customer jugakkkkk

pergh.

naseb baek ko byr aku rm4.50 sejam kan

bley la kan

hikhik.

memanglah.tp tgk la cmne ye

gitar or dslr.

bincang2 ngan amin smalam

die suh beli dslr dlu

tp tgn aku ni dah mggatal nk petik2 tali gitar ni.

hehehehe.

tp tgk la

duet takkan betahan lame dgn aku yg pemboros ini.

tp aku nk simpan gak.

n tambah satu cite.

lesen kete aku

cm lahanaattt

lembap siallll org ni

aku da ckp awal2.die wat dekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

ni yg cm nk claim balik duet aku ni...

at least aku nk qti b4 balek mlake ni.

jpj xpe la.ley balik kejap.no hal.

ok.

pastu cite pasal result.

haha.

hepi la.

1st sem 1.85

2nd sem 2.24

3rd sem 2.24

4th sem 3.24

berbaloi lah aku tension last sem.

walaopon x sampai target ku 3.5

3.24 pon boley.

tp cgpa kne push lagi ckit.

so jawabnye maintain 3 above ye lps ni, lilliani?

huh

jenoh aku study.

ape2 pon.

aku nak sambong karate aku.

watever it is.sayang lah tinggal cmtu je.

byk lah aku pk ni.

ahahak.

so sekarang

sedang mengenjoy lagu allison iraheta.

friday i'll be over you.

aww.

XD

exciting friday!

yay yay yay

so

bare with me people

it's quite a good friday today 

and hell yeah

i'm feeling pretty good

let's begin

today, i started work at 8am

and when i want to make my way into jusco

i couldn't find the way

i took sometime

and then finally i found the way

cuz its my first time working at 8am

then we got audited today

of all days~why today

so i juz gotta work following the standard procedures

only when the guy is there

he's so freakin CEREWET

he observes everything really closely

grr grrr

but anyways

it was a fun today working

everyone was awesome

but i kinda went home at 5pm sharp

for some reason i was realllllly tired

dunno why

then i got home

and on my laptop

cuz friday is BLEACH day

and other mangas too

and FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST final chapter was awesome~!

i guess that is what made my day

ohhhhh

Alphonse got his body back

but basically he is just bones and skin

Edward got his right hand but unfortunately he didn't get back his left leg

and the thing in the flask is defeated!

and Edward found the true meaning of TRUTH!

oh mannnnn

and Edward is so tall in the end

XD

and the way he confesses to Winry

is so in an alchemist way

hahaha

'equivalent exchange.i'll give you half of my life.so give me half of yours!'

this is what Winry replied..

'you are really dumb.you want half?i'll give you all of it.'

awww....somehow romantic~

i can't wait to see it in Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

i'm just kinda happy that Ed finally got tall

poor little thing

X3

and BLEACH.

oh typical Kurosaki Ichigo

he chickened out before the big battle.

but really, how strong is Aizen?

he's so damn strong and i don't know what kind of power he posses

and Ichimaru Gin.

i don't know what plans does he have in his mind

he's a freak that follows Aizen

but anyways

i know the hero will prevail

and yeah, Kurosaki Isshin is there for Ichigo

he's gonna teach Ichigo the final Getsuga Tensho.

how many are there?

i know there's only one.

LOL

and finally NARUTO.

in the depths of the nine-tailed fox,

he found his mother!

wtf?

his mother was beautiful though

she has red hair

and the same way of speaking like Naruto.

-_____-;

it was fun reading today's manga

satisfied.

really really exciting.

why?

because it's Manga Day.

=D

suddenly this pink looks nice.

i hate pink

but this pink looks nice on my blog

so

wth

i'm such a hypocrite

anyways

i'm lovin the layout

X3

pekara yang bukan-bukan di GOOGLE.

it is my day off

so i basically got nothing to do

then i thought 

lets google stupid things

and here are the options that google gave me.

x bley blah langsong.

hahahahha

so go ahead n try to google anything.

some entertainment right there, right?

awesome GOOGLE.

XD

the 1st few days of waitressing.

key in order camni
always greet costumer

ulang balik order

bla2 bla2

da 3 hari genap aku keje sbgai seorang waitress

bdiri 5 jam

lyn karenah customer

amek order

serve

layan2 

tunggu

kemas2 meja

setting meja

pastu tungguuuuuu

xla susah sgt

tp aku mmgla x pandai nk senyum to strangers

ngaha.

majoriti yg keje part time waitress kat citu

blaja kat masterskill

sbb dkt ngan jusco tu kan

so

x heran lah

yada yada

so far aku xde wat mistake

kot~

hahaha

tp neves la keje sok

saturday

mesti ramai kan

hari ni pon ramai

mengikot kata manager

push extra cheese k?

ye.ye.

mmg lah aku kne promote

tp sian plak kt customer kne tmbh harge kan

wahaha

so lantak lah

so igt

kne

EXTRA CHEESE

only for 9 inches and 12 inches pizza ye.

muhuhuhu~

so

nk pegi keje slalunye malas

tp ble da smpi kt tmpt keje

rajen plak

balik dgn prasaan yg hepi

hiuhiuhiu

tp takot jugak la

sbb tiap2 hari aku lintas jalan yg agak busy

so mcm mgambel mase lah nk melintas ni
ngeri lah.
X3

ok

cite laen

skarang

apsal budak2 laki jambu yg blom pecah suare maken naek?

mcm

justin bieber

greyson chance

n cody sumthing2

where are real men??????

haha

mereka sangat lah budak2

and sume mcm tergile2 kt mereka2 ini la kan

haha.kelakau la.

=D